Are we in a gay sports bar?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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