this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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