Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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