Having a random hookup so left but love u
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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