You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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