All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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