you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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