I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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