Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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