You're my little dorito
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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