Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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