38 yer olds are good kisserssss
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
