I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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