There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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