It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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