Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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