My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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