hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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