I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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