"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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