I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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