break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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