i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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