Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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