my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
dude. I can hear the air.
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