we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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