I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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