It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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