Too much gin, very little bucket
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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