idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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