Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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