What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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