Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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