idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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