it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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