My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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