hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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