i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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