Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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