Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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