i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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