More tranny stories later!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
