I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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