that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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