The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.