he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?