I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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