Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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