We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they need to just BURY HIM!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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