i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize