Your tits are I can't wait for
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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