Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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