Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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