I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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