i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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