the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
the night ended with taco bell and tears
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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