Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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