Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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